So, You Moved to Texas. Enjoying Your Blackouts and Water Shortage?

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Hello fellow zobopians! If you’re reading this from the American state of Texas, howdy LOSER! Are you enjoying your blackouts and water shortages? If you recently moved from another American state to take advantage of Texas’ low taxes, then don’t worry your utility bills for gas, water and electricity will suck away those Texas tax breaks! Hee-Haw!

You might have low taxes in Texas but you will pay utility bills through the nose.

If Texas was a country, it would be a failed state.

Until neXt time…

WARNING: Weed Smokers!

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If you love to smoking or carrying pot, don’t go through Sierra Blanca, Texas. Highway checkpoints will stop you and wait for drug-sniffing dogs to inspect your vehicle. If you don’t believe it, just ask The Social Network actor Armie Hammer, Fiona Apple, Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.

Armie Hammer

Armie Hammer busted for pot.

Fiona Apple

Fiona Apple busted for pot.

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg busted for pot.

Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson busted for pot.