Hello fellow zobopians! If you’re reading this from the American state of Texas, howdy LOSER! Are you enjoying your blackouts and water shortages? If you recently moved from another American state to take advantage of Texas’ low taxes, then don’t worry your utility bills for gas, water and electricity will suck away those Texas tax breaks! Hee-Haw!

You might have low taxes in Texas but you will pay utility bills through the nose.

If Texas was a country, it would be a failed state.

Until neXt time…