Hello fellow zobopians! The recent Colonial pipeline gasoline shortage only proves that “we the people” need an alternative energy source. For you folks to physically hoard flammable gasoline in your vehicles only shows “we the people” should NEVER put our lives in your dumb hands.

Survival of the dumbest? I doubt it. [Images via Citrus County Fire Rescue.]

So, if you’re hoarding flammable gasoline in plastic containers within your vehicle… YOU’RE. JUST. DUMB!

Until neXt time…